Last night Mommy advised the Speak Up audience to marry someone who doesn't sleep.
"Matt doesn't sleep. You can't imagine how great it is to marry someone who gets out of bed at 4:00 every morning. First, you can spread out on the bed. Plus while you sleep, he is feeding the kids, doing laundry, emptying the dishwasher, sweeping, and writing novels. It's the best."
It's 9:00 AM and still no sign of Mommy. I think she might be taking advantage of me now.