Poop identification

Now that you are nearly potty trained, little one, you have begun to categorize your poops.

Last week you had an accident and attempted to mitigate the mess by telling Mommy that your poop was “little and cute.”

Mommy did not think the poop was cute at all.

Yesterday you made a poop in the potty and reported that it was “big and gross.”

I don’t want to stifle your newfound enthusiasm for the potty, but this is really too much information, little one.