You made a collage.

This is photographic evidence that you occasionally engage in arts and crafts at school, little one. Every day your teachers write a description of the day’s activities, and it quite often includes a line like, “Some of us painted today.”

The choice of phrasing is almost always because of your refusal to participate in these activities.

Part of me wishes you would be more willing to go along with what your teachers have planned, and part of me is exceedingly proud of your willingness to swim against the stream.