I have an idea, little one.
I'd like to create a line of clothing that allows father and son, mother and daughter, to dress identically. Though I wouldn't want us to dress alike, no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
HL Mencken said that. One of my heroes.
So just when I thought I've found a goldmine of an idea, a means of exploiting the stupidity of the consumer, I find companies like matcheez.com.
"Where great families dress alike."
This company has lines of clothing named Mommy and Me, Just Like Daddy, Super Siblings, and even Couples Corner, because who doesn't want their husband or wife dressing just like them?
Oh well. I'll have to find another way to pay for your college tuition.
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