Your mother has informed me that she thinks that you're a boy, little one. She's had an inkling all along and has just learned that 70% of the pregnant women who experience PUPPS, a rash that your mom currently has, end up delivering boys.
I still remain neutral on the subject. Honestly, how is one to know?
Your grandmother believes that you are a boy as well, based upon the strength of your heartbeat. "A good strong beat!" she declared with enthusiasm. Apparently, your grandmother thinks that boys' hearts are strong and beat with power while girls' hearts are weak and pathetic.
Fear not, little one. She doesn't normally exhibit such sexist tendencies.
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