One of the most important things we learned from your parent-teacher conference today:
It’s true. Teddy ripped a page out of a book, and he did it on purpose. Your constant and consistent complaints about Teddy’s transgression were born from an actual, intentional transgression.
I’m sorry I ever doubted you.
The fact that this happened months ago and you’re still talking about it is now the problem, little one.
It’s time to move on.